Tuesday, May 21, 2013
factsandchicks:

PG-13 movies are allowed one non-sexual use of “fuck” per script.
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factsandchicks:

PG-13 movies are allowed one non-sexual use of “fuck” per script.

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suchordinarythings:

My friend tweeted this:

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and it’s strange to think that this show ended 9 years ago. Yes, it’s been almost a decade since Friends went off the air.

For reference, Ben Geller turns 18 this May.

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Frank Jr. Jr., Leslie, and Chandler Buffay turned 14 this past October.

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Erica and Jack Bing turn 9 this May.

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And I’m curled up in a corner, crying over how much time has passed.

I’m so old I want to cry!! Where has the time gone? 

cheesecurl:

i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow

c4rcinogencrush:

if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%

Monday, May 20, 2013

pyreclaws:

prettyinpinkprep:

If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory places.

And so did 3 of the football players.

You are the best role model what are you talking about

BEST ROLE MODEL EVER

(Source: iraffiruse)

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Sunday, May 19, 2013

g-aesthetic:

blankslate:

i tried to write about your eyes
but i ran out of cliches

i tried to say you plainly
but there wasn’t enough truth

whoever invented this language
didn’t anticipate you

Damn

Saturday, May 18, 2013
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